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Just Maybe……

Why are you still here?

Wow you’re really dedicated to this aren’t you?

Why do you have so much time on your hands?

Don’t you like… have somewhere to be?

Or like a friend to talk to at least…

Wow OK I see how it is now. Just a game of who has the strongest will.

Well the jokes on you because I’m getting paid to do this.

So hows you day been so far?

…probably been pretty boring if you still here for some ungodly reason

Fun fact: Slugs have four noses!

Now I guess you can’t say you didn’t learn anything.

Just go home already!

Why didn’t you go home?

I’m letting you know now I’m not going to make another button for you.

Now would be a good time to give up.

What is the purpose of life if billions of years of evolution lead to this.

Like really… just like why.

Well you made it this far so I guess I can tell you some of the governments greatest secrets…

You really want to know them? You’ll never be able to unknow them.

Well here they are: Click Here!

Why do you think I’d know government secrets? I’m just a bored intern.

I really hope you fell for that link up there and clicked off this page then came back.

If you did that I want you to know I truly admire your commitment.

Even if you were too smart for my tricks you still get a gold star in my book!

But you should actually click on that link after if you didn’t… I think its funny.

That doesn’t mean I’m not going to make it easy to get back up to it.

You might want to click on it now… it’ll be easier that way.

Are you having fun yet Mr. Krabs?

Just in case you were wondering, I’m quite proud of what I have created here.

This is probably in my top 10 in terms of lifelong achievements for me.

Well I mean if you made it this far its probably at least in your top 20.

Just kidding… Its probably in your top 3.

Too bad nobody will ever care enough to see this. :,(

Just in case you didn’t know that was the old version of an emoji.

It was the one of the guy crying.

Where are you right now where your bored enough to do this for this long?

How about we make a deal?

Deal or no deal!

Ha! Get it? Like the TV Show!

Help… I’m becoming hysterical.

Soooooooooo back to my deal I was talking about.

I’ll stop this whole never-ending 404 error page thing. But you gotta see if they have your will-power.

Just like put it on YouTube or something… I’ll see it.

Ok I’m all done for today. You have a beautiful rest of your day.

I bet you forgot you were looking at your house being built/ looking to buy a house. (Ours are very high quality and were basically friends now sooo… you should do it.)